When talking to a hot girl.......

How do you do in a situation where you encounter a hot girl!??! I'm not talking about going up to a hot girl stranger at starbucks and starting to talk to her. That's somewhat psychotic to do. I'm talking about if it actually occurs organically. Like maybe you're at the the supermarket and the cashier just so happens to be super hot. Ok ok, not the most realistic example, we live in a world where super hot girls tend NOT to be cashiers. But just go with me. You have a lot of groceries, a multi-minute interaction with her is upon you. Are you cool? Are you calm? Are you weird in that spot? Buckle up!

So let's do this: First we'll go through your side of the initial encounter. And then we'll run it back with you putting yourself in her shoes. Literally do that, because I'm starting a new website called "Dudez in Heelz" and i need creators! Ok no, not literally. 

LEt's start: Imagine what you're most likely thinking in those initial 3-5 seconds of realizing how pretty this girl is. Something in your head says, "Hooooo Leeee SHIEIEIET" as in, Kay's neighbor Ho Lee Shiet sounds like a nice man. Not quite that. But more like, "uhhhhhhhh oooooohhuhhh my gooooooRRRRRRRdddddd!! why? why is this?? This is WHY? What who where? When marry??!" Ya, something like that. So that happens for a few seconds, and then you most likely walk it back a bit with the epiphany, "oh shit, I'm short circuiting, visibly." You cough it off, gotta play it cool. Ok you coughed a lot, so now she won't think you were acting weird because of her beauty; she'll see it was obviously just an impending cough. Ok now she says something to you!! it's that time. "Credit, Debit, or Cash, sir?" And you of course respond like a bad-ass, think: Ryan Reynolds witty/funny mixed with Henry Cavil's rugged/manliness thing..only times a million!! You confidently say, "ALL OF THE ABOVE ma'am!" And then with a puzzeled smirk, she says, "ok but no you actually have to pick one of the three." Uh oh. You're in trouble. And you already used your cough lifeline, you're not getting out of this one without a few scars, are you? Think quickly!!! Ok here goes: "Someone asked me if you were beautiful, pretty, or cute.... and i told them "ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!" Woahhh!! You pulled that one out of nowhere!!! Amazing!!! You're good under pessure!!! Let's see how she responds: "SECURITY!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. !!!!!" Alright... you got banned from the store. But the good news is, it's only a 1 year ban! You'll get another shot a this a year from now! 

And now let's examine this situation from the camera that was pointing at her. After she gives a lady a receipit, she sees you are the next person up. LEt's get in her head and she what she's saying!!!!! ..................................... That was it?? ok, well she didn't say anything. She wasn't actually thinking anything about you at all. Because she checks out a few hundred people per day. Alright let's fast forward to the part in the video where you started short cicuiting and let's get into her brain again and see what she was saying. "Ohhh, oh dear, not again!" Ok well we figured that, didn't we. But unlike most guys, you had the cough save! Let's see if it worked: "Oh nooooo, not the cough save move. Poor guy used his cough lifeline already." Oh ok, well i guess the cough move is out there now, damn influencers sharing all the strategies! Alright well we know it didn't go well when you said "All of the above," but let's just rip the bandaid off. What did she say for that? "lol, ok that was funny. but has he forgotten that he has to pay for the food he's buying? Can't i just get a few guys on this line who don't act like this!!!!" 

OR something like that. Were you expecting me to give you tips on how to get the girl? She's a hot girl who deals with the public constantly. NEarly every man gets weird with her in nearly every interaction. The only unique interactions she has are the ones where a guy just treats her like any other cashier. Those to her are meaningful. And you don't have to end up with the girl. Let me say that again for the people in the back: YOU DON'T HAVE TO END UP WIHT THE GIRL. The best version of your life probably doesn't include some hot girl who is going to have twisted expectations of a man thanks to every exeprience she's ever had telling her, "all men do what you want them to do." Just be cool. If you want to appreciate her beauty, do so without being weird, and you certainly don't need to tell her she's pretty. She hears it enough. Again, this isn't about getting the girl, this is like, "for the betterment of society type stuff." We don't always have to get something out of things. We don't have to win something all the time. 

And that's today's post! ......................... ohhh really? You just can't let it go can you? YOu're just unable to treat this experience with a hot girl as you would with anyone else. OHHH, i'm just tired now. IF you must.... the guy who shops there weekly, is normal with her every time he checks out. Smiles and says hi, please, and thank you just as he would to every other cashier...is probably the one who winds up getting this girl a couple of months later. Because by then she's thinking, "If this guy is into women, he is the most disciplined "not going to let myself short circuit a single moment" MFer i have ever seen!! "This guy never even had to use the cough move!!!! HOW? WHO WHY? WHEN MARRY?!?!?!" Kind of!